Yes, the tackiness of the Christmas season keeps getting worse every year. Just when I thought there couldn't be anything much worse than a lawnful of Homer Simpson and SpongeBob giant inflatable "decorations," I saw these at the dollar store today.
I laughed out loud. Then bought these two just so I could stare and them and laugh some more at home, at my leisure. I mean, they are hysterical, are they not? Christmas Cards with chocolate praying hands built into them? How brilliant! What kid (or adult) doesn't want this special card? Is it not incredibly awesome how they managed to keep the meaning in the Season, keep Christ in Christmas, AND throw in some DoubleKrisp chocolate at the same time? Wow . . . imagine if . . . whoever you gave this to actually had been praying for chocolate?
I just don't know if I could actually eat it though. I got over biting off chocolate rabbit ears and Reeses Santa heads, and decapitating Peeps and animal crackers long ago. But it's just a little weirder to imagine biting off the fingers on some chocolate praying hands. I think I'll have to mail these to some special friends, instead.
Are you praying for chocolate by any chance?
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